11.15.2010

Todd Greene, 1996 Upper Deck Top Prospect

Name: Todd Greene
Team: California Angels
Positions: Catcher, outfield
Value of card: Sorry, Greene, no green
Key 1995 stat: 412 awkward half-swings in front of a photographer
Angels' scouting report on top prospect Todd Greene: "This guy has all the tools we're looking for – to build a shelf. ... Wears red batting gloves even though navy blue would have been the obvious choice. ... One thing's for sure: He doesn't mind putting his bulge right in your face. ... Prefers to swing a square bat, which isn't good. ... Plus: He likes to wear mock turtlenecks. ... Minus: His mother never taught him how to properly tuck in a jersey. ... Man, this whole bulge thing is a little much. ... We need to get this guy some mustache practice."

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