Marty Cordova, 1996 Fleer Ultra

Name: Marty Cordova
Team: Minnesota Twins
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A bag of broken glass
Key 1995 stat: 111 strikeouts
Ten things, aside from his power, that were raw about Marty Cordova:

10) His stench
9) The wrestling show he liked to watch
8) The ground beef he ate in the locker room
7) His prowess with the ladies
6) His right palm, thanks to his prowess with the ladies
5) His ability to spell
4) His favorite Eddie Murphy standup movie
3) His feet, after his teammates hid his shoes before a game as part of rookie hazing
2) His emotions
1) His bulge

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