Kevin Stocker, 1995 Topps

Name: Kevin Stocker
Team: Philadelphia Phillies
Position: Shortstop, short stocker
Value of card: N/A (out of stock)
Key 1994 stat: 1,254 bats put in the correct place
Kevin Stocker's train of thought upon seeing this card, 7:34 to 7:35 a.m. March 3, 1995: "You have to be kidding me. Oh, I get it. My last name is 'Stocker' so they show me stocking bats. Reeeaaalll clever. This is so amateur. They're making a mockery of my career. Hey, I'm the guy who hit .274 with two home runs last year. I don't know what other Phillies shortstop hit 11 doubles in 330 at-bats. I had at least three good plays in the field they could have shown. But, noooooo. They make a mockery of my name and my career with one photo selection. Well, maybe I should be glad my name isn't Kevin Stroker."


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