Henry Cruz, 1975 SSPC

Name: Henry Cruz
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Whatever wearing long sleeves in L.A. is worth
Key 1974 stat: 20-pound glasses
Time for a pop quiz, '70s style:

What's that stuff coming out of Henry Cruz's nose?

A) I don't know, but it's getting bigger! Run!
B) An evil caterpillar
C) Motor oil
D) The world's grooviest mustache
E) The stuff they make Magic Markers from
F) The stuff they make corrective sunglasses from
G) All of the above

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