Robin Yount, 1989 Topps Cap'N Crunch insert

Name: Robin Yount
Team: Possibly the Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Three pieces of cereal, picked from the garbage
Key 1988 stat: One girl's name
10 reasons Yount was like Cap'N Crunch cereal:
10) He was full of folic acid, coconut oil, brown sugar, salt and Yellow No. 5.
9) He was old and had a wicked mustache.
8) He hung out with fruits.
7) The skin around his eyes resembled the ridges in those sugary kernels.
6) When he walked, his bones made crunching sounds.
5) He never took nutrition into consideration.
4) He took a bath in milk every day.
3) The whole family loved him, but grew sick the more they had of him.
2) He was yellowish.
1) Crunch Berries = dingle berries.


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