Team: Toronto Blue Jays
Position: Catcher
Value of card: A handful of spilled Metamucil
Key 1995 stat: Two bad knees
Lies, damn lies and Lance Parrish: This card says Lance Parrish was young at heart in 1995. But how old was he, really?
- Lance Parrish was so old, his first box score was in Roman numerals
- Lance Parrish was so old, when he went to school, there was no history class
- Lance Parrish was so old, he played catch with Jesus
- Lance Parrish was so old, his first mitt was made of dinosaur hide
- Lance Parrish was so old, his birth certificate said "Expired"
- Lance Parrish was so old, he offered constructive criticism to Abner Doubleday
- Lance Parrish was so old, he used to clock pitches with a sundial
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