Kevin Brown, 1995 Topps Stadium Club Transaction

Name: Kevin Brown
Team: Baltimore Orioles
Position: Ace
Value of card: One roach, two whiskeys
Key 1994 stat: Three days without shaving
Time for an action-packed transaction pop quiz:

Why was Kevin Brown allowed to become a free agent after the 1994 season?

(A) He was always stoned.
(B) He was always drunk.
(C) He was always stoned and drunk.
(D) He posed for baseball card photos when he was stoned and drunk.
(E) All of the above.


1 comment:

  1. Trans action?

    Was there a Dave Stewart version of this card? Please say yes.