Gary Sheffield, 1991 Fleer Ultra

Name: Gary Sheffield
Team: Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Third base (written on card); second base or shortstop (actually playing in card)
Value of card: Not as high as Sheffield would indicate
Key 1990 stat: 46-inch vertical leap
It's time for a sky-high pop quiz:

What is Gary Sheffield doing?

(A) Covering up his little-kid braces, whatever it takes.
(B) Averting the slide of the silent member of the Bash Brothers.
(C) Doing something literally that his uncle Dwight Gooden did figuratively a few times every day, usually in an alley.
(D) Showing off his bulge to the fans on the second deck.
(E) Demonstrating the "ultraness" of Fleer Ultra.
(F) All of the above.


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