Dennis Eckersley, 1988 Donruss

Names: Dennis Eckersley, Dennis Eckersley's mustache
Team: Oakland A's
Positions: Closer, mustache
Value of card: The hair from a clogged drain
Key 1987 stat: Three inches of handlebar
Fun facts about Dennis Eckersley and his mustache:
  • Dennis Eckersley had a 3.03 ERA in 1987. His mustache had a 9.3 rating in Mustache Fancy Magazine.
  • Eckersley had a posse made of his teammates. His mustache had a posse made of his mullet.
  • Eckersley K'd batters. His mustache slayed the ladies.
  • Eckersley has a dumb look on his face in this photo, but his mustache always looked smart.
  • There's nobody in the stands behind Eckersley in this photo. That's because everyone had circled around for a view of his lip warmer.
  • Eckersley was born Oct. 3, 1954. His mustache was born two days later.



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