Dave Concepcion, 1984 Donruss

Name: Dave Concepcion
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: Half a tab of acid
Key 1983 stat: One game played in a stadium made of bubble wrap
Focus, focus: Wow, man. I shouldn't have eaten that laced chimichanga, man. Whoa. You see that? Everything's blurry, man. I need to sit down. Holy ... you see that? I'm so stoned, dude. Seriously. Seriously? Seriously. What was in that chimichanga, man. Look at this baseball card. The crowd looks like the aurora borealis. You kidding me? This is good shit. Con-cep-cioooon. Con-cep-cioooon. Huh-huh. Huh-huh. Nothing's in focus, man. Nothing ... except that bulge, man.


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