Bill Spiers, 1992 Leaf

Name: Bill Spiers
Team: Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: One botched tongue piercing
Key 1991 stat: 219 warnings from his mother that his face would stick like that
Some fun facts about Bill Spiers:
  • He was rubber, but you were not actually glue, so whatever you said bounced off him but did not stick to you.
  • He knows you are, but what is he?
  • Though he pretended a pitch hit him a couple times, his pants did not catch on fire.
  • Rarely did he choose which base to throw to by playing Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo.
  • He was once placed on the 15-day DL with cooties.
  • Could blow a raspberry with the best of them.
  • Accepted a double-dog dare to lick the flagpole outside Milwaukee County Stadium in January 1993. It did not end well.


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