Andy Hawkins, 1987 Topps

Name: Andy "Not the Hawk" Hawkins
Team: San Diego Padres
Position: Starting pitcher
Value of card: A bucket of something brown
Key 1986 stat: 6-inch-wide sideburns
Time for a browned-out pop quiz:

What was Andy Hawkins doing when this photo was taken?

(A) Staring into a solar eclipse.
(B) Recovering from 14 bong loads.
(C) Contemplating the ridiculous bad luck he would experience in 1990.
(D) Competing in an Adam's apple contest.
(E) Bathing in the most beautiful of colors.
(F) Concentrating on growing out his sideburns.
(G) Napping.
(H) Exerting a great amount of energy bending his lips into an unrecognizable shape.
(I) All of the above.


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