9.22.2010

Ron Hassey, 1989 Topps

Name: Ron Hassey
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Catcher
Value of card: Duh.
Key 1988 stat: 42 IQ points
A change of pace for the Bust — some humor:
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, someone told him Christmas was around the corner and he went looking for it.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, when he got the steal sign, he grabbed the first baseman's glove.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, he tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, he stole a free sample.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, he shook off the pitcher.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, he thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, it took him two hours to watch "60 Minutes."
  • Ron Hassey was so dumb, when he hit a home run, he actually ran home.

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