Mike Piazza, 1994 Upper Deck

Name: Mike Piazza
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Catcher
Value of card: It ain't worth squat
Key 1993 stat: One batting glove worn unnecessarily behind catcher's mitt, 162 games
It's time for a pop quiz behind the plate:

Why is Mike Piazza making his O-face?

(A) That baseball bat in the background just shot out his backside.
(B) Tommy Lasorda dropped his drawers.
(C) His mullet is weighing down the back of his head, causing his mouth to open.
(D) A teammate just hurled a 12-inch hoagie in his direction, and he's getting ready for it.
(E) He's accentuating his handlebars.
(F) All of the above.


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