Heath Shuler, 1994 Fleer Ultra First Rounders (Football Friday No. 53)

Name: Heath Shuler
Team: Washington Redskins
Position: Quarterback
Value of card: One Tandy computer
Key 1993 stat: One CAD program learned
Three-dimensional failure:

What is the worst thing about this card?

A) The background, which looks like a shop class computer program I used in 1994.
B) The red aura around Shuler, which indicates his anger at being trapped in a hologram.
C) The bulge, which indicates Shuler's excitement at being trapped in a hologram.
D) The word "Redskins," which is much better hidden than Heath Shuler's hairless legs.
E) Heath Shuler.
F) All of the above, plus so much more.


1 comment:

  1. As a 'Skins fan, I think you're being way too nice. Damn he sucked.

    His name alone makes me sick to my stomach. It sounds like something on the menu at a Hungarian restaurant.