9.24.2010

Gene Nelson, 1992 Donruss

Name: Gene Nelson
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: That haircut is priceless
Key 1991 stat: Lead team in bulge
Induction ceremony: Gene Nelson may have had an uninspiring major league career, but his physical attributes are uplifting, to say the least. The bulge, the mustache and, most of all, the mullet. This guy is a first-ballot inductee to the Baseball Card Bust Mullet Hall of Fame. Some of the more notable names he joins include:
  • Fellow Athletic Dennis Eckersley, long considered the greatest mullet ever.
  • Randy Johnson, whose fastball killed birds and mullet slayed the ladies.
  • Roger McDowell, all-around scumbag.
  • Bret Saberhagen, whose mullet long went unnoticed because he played in Kansas City.
  • Jose Canseco*, who gets an asterisk because of his admitted mullet-enhancing drug use.

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1 comment:

  1. I nominate Mitch Williams and Don Mattingly for the next election to the BCBMHOF.

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