Pedro and Ramon Martinez, 1992 Upper Deck Bloodlines

Names: Pedro Martinez, Ramon Martinez
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Positions: Pitchers
Value of card: Two sneers
Key 1991 stat: One corrugated fence installed
It's time for a second installment of Family Feud Matchup:

Round 1: Blue (Winner: Pedro)
Round 2: Ability to get the hell out of L.A. (Winner: Pedro)
Round 3: Sneer (Winner: Tie)
Round 4: Ability to actually grow a mustache (Winner: Ramon)
Round 5: Ear width (Winner: Tied for Guinness World Record)
Round 6: Eventual relationships with somebody called "Big Papi" (Winner: Pedro)
Round 7: Eventual tacklings of a 70-year-old man (Winner: Pedro)
Round 8: Earliest knowledge of the weather (Winner: Ramon)

Final score: Pedro 4, Ramon 2 (Ties: 2)

Synopsis: Sure, Ramon got the height, but Pedro got the titles, including this familial edition of The Matchup.


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