Ozzie Virgil, 1986 Topps

Name: Ozzie Virgil
Team: Philadelphia Phillies
Position: Catcher
Value of card: One sheet of fake wood paneling
Key 1985 stat: 42,187 beers drank
Who is Ozzie Virgil?
He speaks seven languages — and that's just in one hour.
His charisma hits .323.
His beard has a spot reserved in Cooperstown.
He's seen the seven wonders of the world — including himself.
A pitcher once shook him off. Once.
He increases a home's value just by walking through the front door.
He hits from all five sides of the plate.
His small talk wins debates.
He never strikes out — he just has more important places to be.
He makes wild pitches even wilder.
He is ... the most interesting catcher in the world.

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