Jose Canseco, 1990 Fleer League Standouts

Name: Jose Canseco
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Seven Joses
Key 1989 stat: One earthquake survived
It's science: If you're viewing this card in standard 2-D, it may look like seven Jose Cansecos have been Photoshopped on top of each other, each slightly larger than the last. However, for just $19.95, you can see this card in glorious 3-D! In three dimensions, you'll be able to perceive the following features:
  • The needle sticking out of Canseco's backside.
  • Mark McGwire's disgust
  • Baseball's dignity dying a slow, painful death.
  • Bulge, bulge, bulge!
  • The last time the A's were relevant.


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