Chris Sabo, 1989 Donruss Diamond King (Atrocious Diamond Kings Week, No. 6)

Name: Chris Sabo
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: Third base
Value of card: Three asterisks
Key 1988 stat: Thousands of kids dropped off at pool
Bodily function king: OK, we at the Bust remember Chris Sabo's ridiculous face windshield — heck, we've written about it a handful of times — but we don't remember him making the face he's got in the smaller drawing on this card. Apparently, Diamond King master artist Perez interpreted Sabo's look of on-field concentration as one of constipation. The poor guy looks like he's about to blow an O-ring at the hot corner.

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