Sergio Valdez, 1990 Topps

Name: Sergio Valdez
Team: Atlanta Braves
Positions: Relief pitcher, troublemaker
Value of card: The change Sergio Valdez just stole from your pocket
Key 1989 stat: 982 mischievous acts
Time for another pop quiz:

Why does Sergio Valdez looks so mischievous?

(A) He stole his own eyebrows and attached them above his lip.
(B) He's not wearing a hat; he persuaded the Topps people to cover up his jheri curl.
(C) See those trees behind him? Yeah, he did it with them.
(D) He's responsible for the Valdez oil spill.
(E) All of the above.


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