7.13.2010

Randy Johnson, 1994 Topps Stadium Club Members Only

Name: Randy Johnson
Team: Seattle Mariners
Position: Ace
Value of card: 2 ounces of tobacco spit and mullet grease mixed together
Key 1993 stat: 22 inches of mullet
Time for a pop quiz that's a tall order:

What name did Randy Johnson's teammates give his mullet?

(A) The Soggy Squid
(B) The Bigger Unit
(C) Cascading Scumminess
(D) The Wraparound Neck Warmer
(E) Sopping Strands of Intimidation
(F) All of the above

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