Greg Vaughn, 1993 Upper Deck

Name: Greg Vaughn
Team: Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Handful of dryer lint from a load of towels
Key 1992 stat: Four layers, 101-degree day
Script from Acme Towels television commercial, circa 1993: "What's up, guys. Greg Vaughn here for Acme Towels. You ever go outside and start sweating? Don't even think about taking off that heavy jacket. Grab an Acme Towel and wipe away the heat. Acme Towels are cool and soothing, kind of like me. (Tips back head in pleasure.) They feel good on your head, whether you have an afro, jheri curl, mullet or flat top with lines shaved into the sides. Acme Towels come in three colors: white, white and white. They're soft to the touch and hard to forget. Acme Towels, grab one the next time you need relief from the heat but you're too cool to take off that jacket."


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