Frank Thomas, 1991 Star Pics

Name: Frank Thomas
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: First base
Value of card: 6 kilos of nuclear waste
Key 1990 stat: 15 megawatts of home run power
10 names Frank Thomas called his bats:
10) Atomic Long Bombs
9) The Radiation Run Producers
8) Upgrades from Dynamite
7) The (Burned to a Crisp) Louisville Sluggers
6) Three Times the Fusion
5) Lumber Reactors
4) Bats of Mass Destruction
3) "Fat Man," "Little Boy" and "The One I Don't Use"
2) The Nuclear Family
1) The Chernobyl Sticks


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