Cliff Floyd, 1992 Topps Draft Pick

Name: Cliff Floyd
Team: Montreal Expos, Tuscaloosa Purple Whirlwinds
Position: Outfield
Value of card: One gold medal, filled with chocolate
Key 1991 stat: One Mercedes emblem necklace worn, 134 games
Expos' scouting report on top draft pick Cliff Floyd: "Big-league swing, bush-league hat. ... Wears Little League uniform with pizazz. ... Creepy stare may intimidate pitchers; will intimidate children. ... Impressive credentials: second-place medal, pig raising, Tuscaloosa County Fair 4-H competition. ... Spent time in prison yard, as photo shows. ... Hits doubles, hits on singles. ... Looks like an athlete, has name of a nerd. ... Fashion sense points to guaranteed future in beer league softball. ... Likes Molson, hockey and wrestling bears - should fit in well in Canada. "


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