Toni Kukoc, 1994-95 Fleer Pro-Vision (NBA Finals Week No. 6)

Name: Toni Kukoc
Team: Chicago Bulls
Position: Small forward
Value of card: One ruble
Key 1994 stat: Zero puzzles completed
Choose your own illustrated adventure: You are Dustin Swift, a 14-year-old boy living in Starkville, Miss. You are putting together the world's easiest puzzle, of a slightly above-average NBA player whose main claim to fame was causing Scottie Pippen to throw a snit fit. You're holding the second-to-last piece, wishing that you were skateboarding; instead you're grounded and taking a break from sorting through a stack of ridiculous baseball cards. What do you do next?

To put the piece in its place, click here.
To scrap the puzzle and go hunting for porn in your older brother's room, click here.
To say screw it and go back to that stupid choose-your-own-adventure book you were reading earlier, click here.

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