6.08.2010

Patrick Ewing, 1991 Fleer Pro-Visions (NBA Finals Week No. 5)

Name: Patrick Ewing
Team: New York Knicks
Position: Center
Value of card: 34 bone spurs in knees
Key 1990 stat: 7,000 inches tall
This pop quiz is a tall order:

Just how tall is Patrick Ewing?

(A) He dwarfs buildings ... in LEGO Land.
(B) His armpit stench changes the color of the sky.
(C) His flat top lines were made by airplane propellers.
(D) He plays basketball with the moon.
(E) His glistening hair sweat causes monsoons.
(F) When his knees crack, nations go deaf.
(G) All of the above.

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