Name: Jose Canseco
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Blue Light Special sale price: $Dung
Key 1989 stat: 26-inch mullet
Fun Facts about Kmart and Jose Canseco:
- Kmart offers deals to customers. Canseco offers deals for performance-enhancing drugs.
- Kmart caters to the working class. Canseco has no class, working or otherwise.
- Kmart sells toddler-size T-shirts. Canseco is wearing one.
- Kmart once had Blue Light Specials. Canseco once had "something special" in the red light district.
- Kmart is an upfront business. Canseco's hair is business up front, party in the back.
- Kmart used to advertise Jordache jeans. So did Canseco.
Hilarious! :-D
ReplyDeleteCanseco used to be one of my favorite players... but wow... a lot has changed since the late 80's.
How thoughtful that Kmart decided to use a fan's photo taken with a disposable camera for their card set. You can't get the right amount of fuzziness from a professional.
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