Andy Van Slyke, 1993 Fleer Ultra

Name: Andy Van Slyke
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Outfield
Value of card: One burned baseball
Key 1992 stat: 1,930,217 times uttered the word "Whoa!"
Clearing up some rumors about Andy Van Slyke:
  • Van Slyke was not killed by a falling meteor during a game. He was merely injured by one.
  • Van Slyke's face did not freeze that way after making this face.
  • Van Slyke did not start all 162 games in 1992. He did, however, start all of his games falling-down drunk.
  • Van Slyke does not have gills. It just looks like it in the above photo.
  • Andy Van Slyke is, in fact, an anagram for naked navy sly.


1 comment:

  1. He was funny when he was on that old TV show with Mary Tyler Moore as his wife.