Randy Ready, 1991 Fleer Ultra

Name: Randy Ready
Team: Philadelphia Phillies
Position: Infield
Value of card: You ready? Nothing.
Key 1990 stat: 412 at-bats, 412 pop-ups
Ready for a pop quiz?

Why isn't Randy ready?

(A) His Sears-purchased dress belt is too tight
(B) His mullet is so heavy it's making his head tilt
(C) His bulge is out-of-whack
(D) He knows he's disappointing all four of the fans at the game, sitting directly behind him
(E) All of the above


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