Lee Tunnell, 1986 Topps

Name: Lee Tunnell
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 50-cent ice cream, subsequently used in attempt to lure a child into a van
Key 1985 stat: Three stripes on a ridiculous hat
Clearing up a few rumors about Lee Tunnell:
  • Tunnell's eyesight wasn't poor. He had to complete his "creepy pedophile" look.
  • Tunnell didn't trim his sideburns. They left after becoming disgusted by his mullet.
  • Tunnell wasn't a baseball player. He was an apprentice to a chimney sweep.
  • Tunnell didn't write his initials on his glove. He just liked sandwiches.
  • Tunnell didn't have plastic surgery. He lost his chin in a game of pai gow in the back of a dimly lit Chinese restaurant.


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