
Team: Boston Red Sox
Postions: Pitcher
Value of card: One warm face
Key 1990 stat: Zero beard trimmings
Top 10 nicknames for Jeff Reardon's beard:
10) The Fortress of Solitude
9) The Gum Catcher
8) The Face Blanket
7) Black Velvet
6) Man O' War
5) Crumb Central
4) The Mouth Mullet
3) The Rabbi
2) Oil Can
1) Jeff Beardon

Put a flannel shirt on him he's Al Borland from Tool Time or whatever that Tim Allen show was called.
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