Derrick Thomas, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Football Friday No. 40)

Name: Derrick Thomas
Team: Kansas City Chiefs
Position: Linebacker
Value of card: One shirt off his back
Key 1990 stat: Three pairs of shorts worn at all times
Clearing up some rumors about Derrick Thomas:

  • Derrick Thomas isn't staring at you twice. Those are nipples.
  • Derrick Thomas isn't wearing shorts. His thigh muscles exploded his pants.
  • Derrick Thomas doesn't always go shirtless. Sometimes he wears American Indian garb.
  • Derrick Thomas isn't wearing gloves. Those are veinmakers.
  • Derrick Thomas isn't showcasing his bulge. It's showcasing him.


1 comment:

  1. I own the original photograph print of this card from NFL Properties. The print is signed by the late HOF Derrick Thomas, "#58 KC Chiefs" Its a one of a kind that traveled all over the country to promote the NFL and this cardset. My photo is 30" x 40". I was a big Derrick Thomas fan and met him at a card show sitting by himself at a booth. If anyone wants to contact me, I'm at reboyle1963@aol.com