Dave Landaker, 1993 Topps

Name: Dave Landaker
Team: Houston Astros
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: Not worth the children's construction paper it's printed on
Key 1992 stat: One futuristic foray to a place nowhere near the big leagues
Astros' scouting report on No. 2 draft pick Dave Landaker: "Throws right. Bats right. Craps right. ... Has an incandescent glow about him. ... Wears a mock turtleneck well. Could be a future there. ... Seems right at home on a "Baseball Stars" field. ... Mustache could use some work. ... Though promising, could have used that extra year of middle school. ... Stupid name. Stupid face. ... Swings both ways. Wink, wink. ... Wears Mizuno shoes; may be Japanese. ... Has a forehead like a Jumbotron; something to pursue if shortstop doesn't work out."


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