4.28.2010

Roger McDowell, 1992 Upper Deck

Name: Roger McDowell
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Relief pitcher
Value of card: Ziploc bag of curly mullet hair
Key 1991 stat: 14 credit-hours at Lasorda University
Clearing up some rumors about Roger McDowell:
  • McDowell didn't wear a hat on the field, he let his curly locks shield him from the sun.
  • McDowell didn't carry a knife, he used his Oakley Blades as a shiv.
  • McDowell didn't grow his mullet, it was part of a combo package, along with the Blades, sold exclusively to major leaguers in the early 1990s.
  • McDowell is not blind, he just lacked fashion sense.

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