4.24.2010

Jerrol Williams, 1993 Pro Set Power Moves (NFL Draft Weekend No. 4)

Name: Jerrol Williams
Team: Pittsburgh Steelers, maybe
Position: Practice squad linebacker
Value of card: Number of jersey holes - jersey number - Jersey turnpikes = 0
Key 1992 stat: Zero "power moves"
It's time for another pop quiz:

Why is Jerrol Williams dressed like this?

(A) He's getting ready for the Miners-Tigers preseason high school football game.
(B) He just robbed a bank in a bad 1990s action movie.
(C) He's on his way back from a Chippendales event, at which he was known as "The Sack Machine."
(D) He's blind.
(E) All of the above

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