Jamie Navarro, 1992 Upper Deck

Name: Jamie Navarro
Team: Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Key 1991 stat: One stolen base
Jamie Navarro uses a base for a pillow; 10 other baseball items he uses for something other than their intended purpose:
10) Warm-up jacket for pajamas (see above)
9) Batting cage to house The Gimp
8) Rosin bag for coke parties
7) His jersey number for a ridiculous earring (see above)
6) Batting tee for lonely nights
5) Pine tar for tanning cream
4) Athletic cup for drinking herbal tea
3) Catcher's mask for The Gimp
2) On-deck donut for breakfast
1) Catcher's mitt for a lover


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