Howard Johnson, 1992 Upper Deck

Name: Howard Johnson
Team: New York Mets
Positions: Third base, father
Value of card: Two packing peanuts
Key 1991 stat: One paternity test
Pop quiz, HoJo-style:

If this child, who looks nothing like HoJo, is the son of Mrs. Howard Johnson, who is his father?

A) Howard Johnson
B) Howard Johnson's beard
C) Some hotel magnate or other
D) That rascal Keith Hernandez
E) The UPS guy

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