Alex Cole, 1990 Fleer

Name: Alex Cole
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Position: Outfield
Value of card: One mustache trim at Fantastic Sam's
Key 1989 stat: Two windshields for lenses
Time for another pop quiz:

What is Alex Cole thinking?

(A) Why am I swinging a 6-foot broom handle?
(B) I need to get a pair of Oakleys that are five sizes too big.
(C) Man, this dress belt I got from Siegfried & Roy sure is tight.
(D) Why are my glasses being held on by a Jamaican flag?
(E) All of the above.


No comments:

Post a Comment