Don Zimmer, 1990 Topps

Name: Don "Popeye" Zimmer
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Manager
Value of card: 50 pounds of jowl
Key 1989 stat: 365 neck holes stretched out
It's a "Popeye" pop quiz: Which of these things is smaller than Don Zimmer's head?

A) Sputnik
B) Keith Sims' head
C) Mt. McKinley
D) Barry Bonds' head
E) All of the above, combined

Fun fact: In 1989, Zimmer came in a close second to Whitey Herzog for Slack-Jawed NL Manager of the Year.


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