Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, 1990 Upper Deck

Name: Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd
Team: Boston Red Sox
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 10 percent off your next stop at Quik-E-Lube
Key 1989 stat: 2,903 squints
Ten more nicknames Dennis Boyd should have considered:
10) Dennis "Coolant" Boyd
9) "Tickle Me" Dennis Boyd
8) Dennis "No 'Roid" Boyd
7) Dennis "Roundglasses" Boyd
6) Dennis "Warmup Jacket" Boyd
5) Dennis "Ol' Redglove" Boyd
4) Dennis "Synthetic" Boyd
3) Dennis "LensCrafters" Boyd
2) Dennis "The Laughing Menace" Boyd
1) "Slappy"

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