3.27.2010

Dave Stewart, 1993 Upper Deck

Name: Dave Stewart
Team: Toronto Blue Jays
Position: Ace
Value of card: One dead blue jay in a box
Key 1992 stat: 24 teammates entertained
10 things Dave Stewart said before lifting his glove into the air:
10) "Yeah, big guy, throw that jockstrap right here."
9) "You see, fellas, there's the upper deck. It's like I'm touching it."
8) "Lord Jesus, if you're up there, please make these guys stop rubbing up against me."
7) "If you put this baseball to your ear you can hear the ocean."
6) "C'mon, vogue. Let your body move to the music."
5) "OK, so my career used to be here, where the glove is. Now, it's here, where the baseball is."
4) "Guys, I'm looking up but I still don't see Canada. You sure it's above the U.S.?"
3) "You're right. This glove doesn't fit."
2) "Can't ... shield ... blinding reflection ... from teammate's ... Oakleys."
1) "Oh no, blue jay crap!"

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