Charles Mann, 1991 Pro Line (Football Friday No. 32)

Name: Charles Mann
Team: Washington Redskins
Position: Defensive end
Value of card: "Bend over and I'll show you," Mann says
Key 1990 stat: Two massive traps
It's time for a pigskin quiz, sans shirt:

Why is Charles Mann the man?

(A) His muscles have muscles, which have muscles on top of muscles
(B) He pulls off the cutoff-sweatshorts-over-spandex look
(C) His mustache is as long as a normal man's arm
(D) When he crushes balls, no one makes a joke about it
(E) All of the above


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