Bret Saberhagen, 1991 Upper Deck checklist

Name: Bret Saberhagen
Team: Kansas City Royals
Position: Ace
Value of card: One ball of yarn
Key 1990 stat: 214 scoreless innings pitched in the middle of the night, alone
Time for another pop quiz:

What is that giant circle behind Bret Saberhagen?

(A) The aura put off by his flawlessly maintained mullet
(B) The rising sun, foreshadowing a promising career's demise into the Japanese leagues
(C) A puddle of chewing tobacco spit from the cheek wad drawn by the illustrator
(D) Red dwarf star, which, coincidentally, was the nickname given to Saberhagen in the locker room
(E) All of the above


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