2.09.2010

Fernando Valenzuela, 1993 Topps Stadium Club

Name: Fernando Valenzuela
Team: Baltimore Orioles
Position: Ace
Value of card: Three weeks' worth of SlimFast
Key 1992 stat: One pair of red-lens sunglasses
10 of Fernando Valenzuela's alter-egos:

10) JohnBoy Ferguson, expert bird hunter
9) Lead singer, U2
8) Ferdinand Valentino, lothario
7) Louie Little Arms, sideshow freak
6) Francois Valensuis, French backup dancer
5) Esmeralda Fernandez, SlimFast success story
4) Three Fernandos, breaker of laws of physics
3) Freddie Fontane, Sunglass Hut model
2) Fern, plant
1) Ponch

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