Larry Walker, 1992 Donruss Triple Play

Name: Larry Walker
Team: Montreal Expos
Position: Right field
Value of card: One pair of blue cleats
Key 1991 stat: Seven surgeries on testicles
Time for another pop quiz:

What question did Larry Walker yell after getting to third base?

(A) "Why are you punching me in the nuts?"
(B) "Who's that out-of-focus guy botching up the card?"
(C) "How can I take my eyes off that keister?"
(D) "Why are you copying my mullet?"
(E) "Why are you bent over with your mouth wide open and your hands stretched toward my goods?"
(F) All of the above


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