Jeff Burris, 1994 Upper Deck (Football Friday No. 29)

Name: Jeff Burris
Team: Buffalo Bills
Position: Cornerback
Value of card: Two shiny buttons
Key 1993 stat: Shattered the uncomfortability scale
Awkward pop quiz time:

What's the most disturbing thing about the photo on this card?

A) How Jeff Burris is covering his chest like it's cold, even though he's stripped to his skivvies on the beach.
B) Good god, man, put on some pants!
C) Burris' brass belly button
D) The way Burris' chin seems to disappear directly into his neck
E) The two polished buttons that draw the eye to Burris' bulge
F) Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice


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