1.28.2010

Detroit Lions, 1990 Argus (Football Friday No. 30)

Name: See below
Team: Detroit Lions
Positions: All of them
Value of card: Six hairballs
Key 1989 stat: Six straight hours licking himself
Not quite a lion, but ...: The Detroit Lions were in shambles. The team stunk, the fans booed and management was out of answers. Team owner William Clay Ford knew he needed butts in the seats and wins on the field. How to do both in one fell swoop? Ford took a risk and signed a free agent out of the SPCA, a hungry cat with a taste for smashmouth football and lasagna. He had a reputation for being lazy, but on the field, the opposite was true. The orange of his fur was only outshined by the bravery in his heart. The cat's name?

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