Bo Jackson, 1991 Score (Bo Week, No. 5)

Name: Bo Jackson
Team: Kansas City Royals
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A handful of splinters
Key 1990 stat: 5,237 things broken
10 other things Bo breaks:
10) Records, bitches. Records.
9) The laws of physics
8) Veins in his neck and arms when breaking bats over his knee
7) His own hip, thus ending his career
6) Wind
5) The ice, literally, in large chunks across his knee
4) Hearts, across the nation
3) The rules of fashion (baby-blue?)
2) 'Dem hoes
1) Bats


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