Goose Gozzo, 1990 Topps

Name: Goose Gozzo (yes, that's his name)
Team: Toronto
GoosesBlue Jays
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One finger in your rump
Key 1989 stat: Two birds, one card
Time for another pop quiz:

How in god's name did Goose Gozzo get that name?

(A) In the delivery room, the doctor told his mother, "All right lady, you got five letters. Make me laugh."
(B) In Canada, "Goose Gozzo" is the equivalent of "John Smith."
(C) He's a huge "Top Gun" fan, hence the mustache.
(D) He has a habit of jamming his finger in "unexpected" places.
(E) All of the above.


1 comment:

  1. At first I wanted to dump this card, now I'm framing it. It's got history.